that was before
the Great Depression came in
and rocked us
— moving mountains, usher
"him" (an attempt at poetry for unrequited love)
he walked into your life.
with those too-tight pants
and that half-smile sneer
and his hair destroyed your world
and he likes things you’ll never
& it’s almost certain.
he’ll never even realize you exist.
but you do
and the first time
you saw him
it was a suckerpunch
you a sucker.
Weird doodle. (this person is made out of the alphabet).
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Whenever you have a bad day just remember Changing Channels was actually an episode, even though it looks like it’s all from the gag reel
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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
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